tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

(via megnesiums)

mujimakjihan:

if you wanna take the mbti test, i recommend this one bc its worded very simply

also a tip: answer based on what you naturally wanna do or what you naturally prefer, dont answer based on what youre forced to do

(via blessthesefatbears)

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(via blessthesefatbears)

pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

(via blessthesefatbears)

Song: I Wanna Get Better
ARTIST: Bleachers

Plays:164,477

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

Song: Ain't It Fun
ARTIST: Paramore

Plays:149

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

(via makabaka)


The 2nd Law: Isolated System